You can find me out there
90’s kid/elder millennial (18+)/ she/her
I guess I do like, MST3K style commentary lol
Summary: Jakey is the sweetest
Pairings: Jake Jensen X Reader, Jake Jensen X Charles Blackwood
Rating: mature
Warnings: language, implied sex, implied non con/dub con, implied ghost sex, mentions of voyeurism, 18+ ONLY
Word Count: 2.2K
*dividers created by @firefly-graphics
Bc I can’t get these imgs to stay in their proper place w/o all the formatting going to heck, these are the Roly Poly chairs I mention later on
I had to wait until I got back home to respond to your comments 😂😂
He agreed, and even amplified Charles’ wants/ideas.
These 2 seem like the kind of people that, if left along, would just be an echo chamber of bad ideas… they would 100% “yes and”themselves into those wacky scenarios u see in movies and shows where it’s like:
*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation…”
“yes and”themselves into those wacky scenarios u see in movies and shows where it’s like:
They kinda remind me of the step brothers 😂😂 they’re either bickering, fighting, or saying the most off the wall comments.
Okay. I’ve made a decision. Big announcement time.
ATTENTION! ATTENTION EVERYONE!
The first two nominees have been selected for Tooz’s 2023 Stalkee Prize Recipients.
@georgiapeach30513 & @lavender-annd-lilac
Recipients of Tooz’s 2023 Stalker Prize will become the newest subjects of Tooz’s attention, adoration, admiration, idolization, affection, surveillance, and much much more!!
Why? This dialogue - right here - about this chapter has sent me reeling with all types of laughter and giggles and snickers and stitches that made me hug my sides. You two are both brilliant, hilarious, and totally my type of people. You both have the energy, humor, breathtaking talent, warmth, supportive camaraderie, and filthy minds that make this community the beautiful treasure trove I love.
Seriously you two. I am sooo going to start stalking both of you! Lovingly, of course.
Omg this is so nice 😭😭 it’s like a card I would send myself on Valentine’s Day from an anonymous source to make other people jealous 😍
Anyway haha I just wanted to say unfortunately my snake-like body has already shed this skin and I’m pretty much moved on to a new place now, doing a slightly different schtick. Idk if you watch wrestling, but it’s like when a midcarder gets a relaunch as their long lost sibling, or a possessed demon or something.
But tysm for this it means a lot and it made me smile through my industrial strength Botox (jk, I can’t afford Botox)
💕
DUDE. For a sec I thought the black tabs at the front of his sneakers was the pavement, and he was wearing those Maison Margiela tabi boots lol
when i got home after the new years celebrations last night, i took off my boots and found this pin stuck in the bottom of one of them,, a good sign for the new year perhaps ? :-)
I have.... I havE THOUGHTS I SHOULDN'T HAVE
Lmao idk why I thought this was Blake Shelton and I was like huh, he’s not usually on my dash but ok
i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
"oh my god you're transforming into something unspeakably horrifying!!!" it's called commitment to the bit 🙄
